Toilet Chess

[George Neave]

I'm in the process of designing a mobile phone that look likes a toilet roll.

These will retail on E-Bay at £9.99 each.

One handy feature is that if the phone is discovered and
switched on it plays a wee tune and then announces:

"Hi I belong to George Neave."

I got one that says it belongs to Geoff Chandler but unfortunately it's not much use because it only ever recommends s**t moves :o) =))