20-05-2014, 01:31 PM
Fear not, that will all be sorted under Independence.
The Scottish Government have asserted that there will no longer be any need for roads.
How, why?
Here's how it will be done. Close your eyes, tap your heels 3 times, uttering the words "there's no place like <desired destination>", and you will be transported there faster than the speed of light.
Faster than the speed of light? You say that's not possible?
Hmph. I will choose to ignore the vast body of independent tests, guidance, evidence, analysis and opinion, and simply assert that Einstein was wrong.
Assertion. It's a winner.
The Scottish Government have asserted that there will no longer be any need for roads.
How, why?
Here's how it will be done. Close your eyes, tap your heels 3 times, uttering the words "there's no place like <desired destination>", and you will be transported there faster than the speed of light.
Faster than the speed of light? You say that's not possible?
Hmph. I will choose to ignore the vast body of independent tests, guidance, evidence, analysis and opinion, and simply assert that Einstein was wrong.
Assertion. It's a winner.