17-12-2013, 11:53 PM
We have got to stop young things like George sneaking in to the Scottish seniors team. Let's set them some CS questions...
1/ Eyesight- Can you read the bottom line of the chart? If he answers W.H Collins (Glasgow Ltd) then he is out.
2/ Hearing- Can you buy me a drink George? If he responds positively within thirty minutes, then he is out.
3/ Walking- Can you walk to the arbiter to make a complaint and back again without other competitors complaining that your arthritic joints are creaking so much that they are putting them off? If he does he passes this one.
1/ Eyesight- Can you read the bottom line of the chart? If he answers W.H Collins (Glasgow Ltd) then he is out.
2/ Hearing- Can you buy me a drink George? If he responds positively within thirty minutes, then he is out.
3/ Walking- Can you walk to the arbiter to make a complaint and back again without other competitors complaining that your arthritic joints are creaking so much that they are putting them off? If he does he passes this one.