06-06-2012, 07:38 PM
Steven Spielberg, renowned film director is reported to be in Scotland this weekend. He is hoping to do a remake of his acclaimed 1975 classic "Jaws" but has been unable until recently to find a shark big enough for this venture. This was until he discovered that George Murphy, with his great white hair, masquerading as a diddy player had sneaked into the Stewarton Allegro with a 1400 odd grade. Just when you thought it was fin-ally safe to go back to the chessboard! Maybe we should have a "Fin of the year prize" for creative players that have attempted to shark a tournament or two,
Robin.
Robin.