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Anecdotes
This could only have happened in Ireland. Last year I played at
the Bunratty Festival, near Limerick.
In Ireland
it is normal practice for players to bring their own sets, boards and clocks.
Foreign players do not need to. Being Scottish, I was 'foreign'. In round two
I was paired against an Irish player (whom I didn't know), but, with
about five minutes till the start of the round, there was still no sign of
him, so I went to the controller and asked if I could borrow the necessary
equipment to set it up and be ready. "Don't worry,"
said the controller, "your opponent's a regular competitor. He'll be
here in a minute." So I went back to my place and sat down.
The round duly started with still no sign of my opponent. There
was neither set, board nor clock in front of me, just an empty space. To pass
the time I watched the other games. The game on the next board was over very
quickly, one of the players blundering a piece and resigning on about move
seven or eight.
After an hour had elapsed, I told the controller that my
opponent hadn't turned up and was given a win by default. I left the playing
hall and went off into the local village to wander around.
When I turned up for the next round, the controller came up to
me in a bit of a tizzy and asked me to tell him again what had happened that
morning. I did so, whereupon his reaction was a mixture of relief and
confusion. It turned out that my opponent HAD turned up, but sat down at the WRONG
place............and had won in about seven or eight moves after his opponent
blundered a piece! Get the picture!? (The question remains - what happened to
the real opponent of the poor guy who blundered the piece??)
So I claim to be the only player to have won a game not only
without actually playing it, but without a set or board to play it
on.
Sent in by Ian Marks
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