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Chess
Jokes
 joke added 13/06/06
This is a page dedicated to the funny side of
chess – yes it does exist!!!
If you have any chess jokes please e-mail them
to me at the usual address (amy_sitemanager@yahoo.co.uk).
I don’t mind corny jokes but PLEASE keep them
clean!
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Thoughts” Page.
To start the ball rolling here are a couple of
jokes that I have managed to find.
A
group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the
lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the
manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But
why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because,"
he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Q.
What's the difference between a chess player and a highway construction
worker?
A. A chess player moves every now and then.
"So
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem
was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him
two hours to pass the salt!"
In
a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are
astonished and say: "What a clever dog!" But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
Why can Gary
Kasparov not play golf?
He doesn't like Putin!
Michael Officer
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